There’s a good chance you’ve never heard of the paralysis- and death-causing diphtheria. That’s because the DTaP (diphtheria, tetanus, pertussis) vaccine has made it almost unheard of since the 1950s. In the case of a future DTaP crisis, snap up the items you’ll need for your unvaccinated child.

What’s in the box?

Ventilator - If your child is fighting for air because of tetanus, diphtheria, or whooping cough, this ventilator can help them breath enough to stay conscious.

Smoothie Maker - A growing child needs plenty of food. When tetanus or diphtheria cause lockjaw or acute throat swelling, liquifying their meals may be your only solution.

Whale Songs CD - Tetanus causes full-body muscle spasms strong enough to break your child’s bones and whooping cough causes 10 week coughing fits that can crack their ribs. Help your sick child relax with soothing whale songs on compact disc.

Cane - Who doesn’t love a walking stick? This colorful, child-sized walking cane is great for when toxins from diphtheria cause nerve damage or paralysis.

Each box is priced based on the cost per hospitalization for each of the diseases according to the CDC.